And the winner is . . . Suren Jayasuriya! First runner-up: Richard Rognlie, "Half empty? Half full? Who cares?!? I asked for a refill." Second runner-up: Peter Chapman, "That's nothing, pal . . . yesterday a priest, a rabbi and a preacher walked in here." Third runner-up: R. Gutzmer, ". . . only it turned out this platypus had cast the unbelievable shadow that made me doubt my world and leave the cave. I keep him with me to remind me that truth is stranger than ideals."